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Welcome to the Minnesota Twins Chatroom!
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: /places phone call |
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KingOfPap: filly’s residents this jon how can hep u |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Yes hi may I speak with Jim Thome, please? |
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KingOfPap: mask whos speakign |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: This is Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins. I wanted to ask Jim for advice about being a DH. |
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KingOfPap: /makes airplane noises into phone |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: uh is here there |
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KingOfPap: duno lemme chek JIMMMMMMMMMM /puts down phone
JIMMMM FONE |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: /rubs temples, accidentally touches brain |
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KingOfPap:: holn on |
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** Online Host **
Five minutes of silence and rustling noises later…
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Hello? |
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phillie_phanatic: /gestures wildly at phone |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Hello? |
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phillie_phanatic: /makes “I can’t believe this” gesture to nobody |
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phillie_phanatic: /repeatedly hits receiver with party-favor tongue |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: sigh I knew I should’ve just called Chili Davis |
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WordUpThome: WHAT HELLO |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Hello? |
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WordUpThome: HELLO
YES THIS IS A JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Jim! It’s Justin Morneau from the Twins. How are you? |
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WordUpThome: DID YOU KNOW THAT PHILERDELPHIA IS HOME TO THE LIBERTIED BELL I JUST LEARNED THAT
LITERALLY JUST LEARNED IT ON PHILERDELPHIA DOT ORG USING COMPTUERS |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: That’s great. Say, listen, I could really use your advice on something. |
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WordUpThome: IS IT HAIRDOS BECAUSE HIGH AND TIGHT IS MY ONLY ADVICE |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: No, it’s about being a designated hitter. How can I bet the best possible DH? |
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WordUpThome: HIT THE BALL HARD AND DON’T FIELD |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: … |
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WordUpThome: … |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: wait is that seriously it? |
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WordUpThome: IT’S DESIGNATED AT HITTER JUSTIN WHAT CAN I TELL YOU IT IS THE BASKET WEAVING OF BASEBALL POSITIONS YOU JUST HIT AND THEN DON’T FIELD AND YOU WIN OR DON’T |
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WordUpThome: DID YOU TRY CALLING CHILLING DAVIS HE HAS GREAT ADVICE |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: No, not yet. |
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WordUpThome: HE SAID THE SECRET TO A GREAT BATCH WAS LOTS OF RED ONIONS AND NEGRA MODELO |
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WordUpThome: I THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A RACIST ABOUT IMAN FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS BEFORE I REALIZED HE MEANT BEERS |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: if you HAD to come up with some other ways to be a good DH, what would they be? I play in Minnesota, I really need some help here. |
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WordUpThome: HAVE YOU TRIED BEING FAT YET |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: no not really |
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WordUpThome: ACCORDING TO JIM — FAT OR OLD USUALLY WORK |
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WordUpThome: IF YOU HAVE TO RUN THE BASES IN A “HOVER AROUND” YOU ARE USUALLY GREAT AT D’ING H. DINGERS O’PLENTY |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: can you put the bird back on the phone |
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WordUpThome: QUERIED ADAM DUNN ABOUT THIS LAST SEASON, HIS RETORT WAS TO MAKE ON THE INFIELD GRASS AND SHOW IT TO ME |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: or the kid with the airplane noises, I don’t know |
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KingOfPap:: stil onna lien |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: oh, hey. |
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WordUpThome: JONATHAN GET OFF THE LINE |
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KingOfPap:: u wan play spies |
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WordUpThome: GET OFF THE LINE JONATHAN JONATHAN HANG UP THE PHONE |
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WordUpThome: HANG UP THE PHONE JONATHAN |
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KingOfPap:: u lik chily davist?? lol |
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WordUpThome: HANG UP THE |
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WordUpThome: THAT’S IT HOLD ON /puts down phone |
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KingOfPap:: u play xbogs |
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KingOfPap:: brb lol |
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** Online Host **
The call has been disconnected.
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: sighhh |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: /places phone call |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: speak |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Hey Delmon, it’s Justin Morneau. You have any advice on being a good DH? |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: fatten up an brake dem legs |
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