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TheBraunBunny: heh heh lying about steroids is the best |
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homosexual_rod: IF JOO GET ME CAUGHT AN SUSPENTED FOREVER BOY I SWURR |
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TheBraunBunny: shh, keep your voice down, this is supposed to be clandestine |
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homosexual_rod: oh sorry tee hee |
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TheBraunBunny: Good, that’s better. You come up with an excuse yet? Mine’s great. “It’s BS.” |
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homosexual_rod: does that really worgk |
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TheBraunBunny: Worked for me back in 2011! If that doesn’t work, blame the testing. |
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TheBraunBunny: “maybe I allegedly did steroids but you can’t suspend me, the tester put my sample in a ziploc baggie instead of a test tube. CASE DISMISSED, HEROES ARE REAL.” |
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homosexual_rod: LOL |
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TheBraunBunny: you’re a person of color, though, so you’ll have a tougher time explaining yourself. |
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homosexual_rod: what do joo mean |
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homosexual_rod: we are literally the same color
“high orange” |
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TheBraunBunny: alright, well, we’ll talk about it later when you’re crying about your innocence on TV specials and I’m being consoled with concerned grandma hugs |
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TheBraunBunny: so what’s your excuse, Bud’s gonna be here any minute to test us. To personally test us. Because he is a great commissioner. |
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homosexual_rod: “what are steroits” |
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TheBraunBunny: hahah what |
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homosexual_rod: i jess wanna play, i diden have them saw curtis grandson in half an remove his hips an have them surgically implanted into me to sit at home, i dong care about steroids, i jess wanna play |
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homosexual_rod: backup plan: “skittles have vitamins in them that make test say you have steroids i just ate skittles sry for loving skittles brand skittles” |
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TheBraunBunny: you did what to curtis granderson now |
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ILoveCashman has entered the chatroom.
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ILoveCashman: hey guys, what’s going on in this chatroom? Not talking loudly to each other about how you did steroids, I hope |
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TheBraunBunny: heh, no sir, just uh, just talkin’ wCB/C. I say you need lots of it, Alex says you don’t need any. Neither of us understand it! |
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ILoveCashman: hm, well- |
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homosexual_rod: BRIANG LET ME PLAY BASEBALL BOI |
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ILoveCashman: shut the f**k up, Alex |
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homosexual_rod: MY DOGTOR SAYS I’M FINE, AN HE EVEN MEANS IT METTICALLY AN NOT RE: MY JERKIN’ CENTAUR BODY |
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homosexual_rod: I CAN PLAY IN JOOR LINEUP TODAY I SWEAR, PERFEGLY FINE HIPPS, LOOK I CAN SWIVEL /begins twerking |
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ILoveCashman: stop f**king twerking you imbecile, you’re not fine, you’re hurt and have to collect millions of dollars and NOT take a cotton-swab dump on the Yankees legacy |
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ILoveCashman: you are injured |
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homosexual_rod: NO I’M NOT |
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ILoveCashman: no, look at me |
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ILoveCashman: you’re injureeeeed /wiggles eyebrows |
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homosexual_rod: /stares |
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ILoveCashman: IN. JURREEDDDD. /presses down on Alex’s foot |
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homosexual_rod: OUCH MY FOOT |
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homosexual_rod: I MEAN, NO, LET ME PLAY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT STEROITS ARE, MY COUSING GAVE THEM TO ME, HE SAID THEY WERE DANGEROUS STREET DROGS |
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ILoveCashman: eeennghhh |
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BudIsWiser: hey fellas! Just stopped in for your random drug test! |
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TheBraunBunny: gulp |
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homosexual_rod: gulp |
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BudIsWiser: lol just kidding, you guys are great, keep hitting dingers and scoring wCB/C’s, we’ll keep giving you dollars! |
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ILoveCashman: god dammit |
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TheBraunBunny: nailed it. Time to celebrate! Lying rulz! /does steroids |
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homosexual_rod: LET ME PLAY IN JOOR LINEUP BRIANG /cuts hip, tries to force bottle of steroids into wound |
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ILoveCashman: brb, posting this entire thing to reddit |
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