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Welcome to the 2011 San Francisco Giants Late-June Chatroom!
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DuanestSanchez: Okay Freddy, you’ve managed to stay healthy for a whole half a season. That’s a new personal best for you! Just keep it together until Pablo gets back and we’re in the clear here. We can do
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DuanestSanchez: Whoop! Ground ball up the middle! We call that a “Sanchez Special” around here!
/dives to his right
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DuanestSanchez has dislocated and separated his shoulder like crazy. |
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BochyBall: Are you sh*tten me |
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RideTheSabean: No sweat, Boch. We picked up Bill Hall for a song. He’ll slide right into the
starting second baseman role and nobody will be the wiser. |
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BochyBall: I dunno Sabey, you heard that guy talkin about cheating the design or whatever. |
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RideTheSabean: Trust me.
/puts on super-cool Guy Fieri shades |
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Welcome to the 2011 San Francisco Giants Mid-Summer Chatroom! |
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BillEmHall: /drops underhanded toss from shortstop
whups
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BillEmHall has been cleaved in twain by the spikes of a baserunner and charged with three errors on the play. |
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BochyBall: /facepalm
Next you’ll tell me Tejada’s gonna get hurt.
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MichaelTehader: No I fine. |
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HRHuffNStuff: Same here. |
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BochyBall: Thank goodness for small favors. Dunno what I’d do without the two pillars of my lineup. |
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BurrellChested: Hey, Skip. |
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BochyBall: Who in the hell are you? |
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BurrellChested: I’m…I’m Pat Burrell. |
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BochyBall: /stares blankly |
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BurellChested: You let me pinch hit sometimesr because I’m slightly below average defensively? |
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BochyBall: /stares |
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BurrellChested: I lead the team in OBP and offensive WAR? |
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BochyBall: /scrunches up face in confusion, stares |
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BurrellChested: /sighs
I went 0 for 13 in the World Series with 11 strikeouts.
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BochyBall: Oh! Right! That guy I hate second-most in the warld! |
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BurrellChested: Right. Well, I got a bone spur in my foot. |
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BochyBall: Great, go on the DL. I don’t give a sh*t. Anything to free up space for my favorite player, Mark De Rosa! |
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BurrellChested: Why…why would you do that? Mark’s a great guy but he’s been injured the entire two years he’s been on the Giants. |
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BochyBall: He’s been there before. He’s a gamer. |
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BurrellChested: What does that even mean |
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BochyBall: /glares
No wonder I hate you.
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BabyGiraffe has had his wrist broken by a pitch. |
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BabyGiraffe: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
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BochyBall: Hot damn! There goes my least favorite player in the warld! I’m callin’ up TWO Marks De Rosa! |
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Candymanx5: /lurks in shadows |
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MichaelTehader: /stands perfectly still |
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MichaelTehader has thrown out his entire groin. |
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MichaelTehader: ENNNNFFFFFFF |
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BochyBall: Miggy! NOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Welcome to the 2011 San Francisco Giants Trade Deadline Chatroom! |
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RideTheSabean: Well, it wasn’t easy, and it didn’t come cheap, but we managed to acquire the single best player on the trade market! |
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RideTheSabean: He’s going to single-handedly turn this offense around and take us to the postseason before he leaves the team forever in three months. |
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MillionDollarBeltran: I’m just happy to help any way that I can. |
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RideTheSabean: Trust me on this, there is NO ONE that we could have acquired at the trade deadline who would have made half as big an impact as you’re going to make. |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: /annihilates the sh*t out of the ball |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: /looks like a robot controlled by insects |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: EKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: /bats .600 |
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MillionDollarBeltran: Here goes nothing. /strikes out with a half-speed swing |
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MillionDollarBeltran’s hand has exploded. |
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MillionDollarBeltran: Called it. |
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BochyBall: ugh at least it can’t get much warse. |
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RidetheSabean: Whew, I’ve been working day and night, but I managed to sign the best shortstop available right at the trade deadline! |
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DukeNeukom: Who, JJ Hardy? |
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RideTheSabean: Uh, no. I said the BEST shortstop, not the biggest stupid baby who’s still wearing diapers. |
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BochyBall: lol classic |
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RideTheSabean: no, orlando cabrera |
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TonyMEandDawn: /wears Prince Fielder’s hand-me-downs
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