This is a test post to see how the critically acclaimed webcomic-slash-absurdist sports blog The Dugout would look on a WithLeather template. As these paragraphs are also placeholders (standing in for where the informative, context-setting introductory blurbs would go) I will use this space to list off my goals for this project: 1) Treat the Internet like the Old West, 2) get paid to type a bunch of curse words, including as many unedited F-words as I can sneak in, 3) come up with horrible pun screen names for players nobody has ever heard of.
Below is the chatroom itself, with everything uploaded to WL and ready to go. Hopefully this works, and I don’t have to start drawing this sh** in MS Paint.
The Dugout
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the With Leather Chatroom!
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JetersNeverProsper: So, did you hear the one about AOL CEO Tim Armstrong? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait, the guy from rancid |
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JetersNeverProsper: More or less. No, okay, so, AOL CEO Tim Armstrong walks into a bar, sits down, has a drink. |
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JetersNeverProsper: Finishes the drink, orders another. Throws that one down, orders another. And another, and another. |
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JetersNeverProsper: He orders another drink, the bartender looks at him kinda funny and is all, "don’t you think you should lay off?" |
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JetersNeverProsper: Armstrong says "you’re right," stands up, fires 900 employees |
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WordUpThome: LOL |
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JetersNeverProsper: then he sells the bar to Arianna Huffington. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wow is that bar still in busyness |
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JetersNeverProsper: yeah, it’s still in business, but they don’t serve drinks, they just tell you what’s being served at every other bar |
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JetersNeverProsper: and you have to walk through like 15 doorways before you actually get into the building. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: that sounds great as gravy hey jimboe u wanna go have some kyleweisers at the ol huffpo |
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WordUpThome: NO I ONLY DRINK FROM THE BLEACHER REPORT BAR |
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JetersNeverProsper: Bleacher Report has a bar? |
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WordUpThome: YES
THEY SERVE HALF AN OUNCE OF LIQUOR EVERY 45 MINUTES
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WordUpThome: THE DRINKS SUCK, BUT THE PORTIONS ARE FANTASTIC |
