Click to make it bigger. Personally I’m voting for Reggie Bush, because maybe if you have a bad enough life, the curse works in reverse?
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What If Presidential Politicians Were More Like Kenny Powers? – I don’t know, Bill Clinton was already pretty much Kenny Powers and he was awesome. [Warming Glow]
Three Stooges trade Kate Upton’s heaving breasts for Sofia Vergara’s – Sorry, I’m gonna have to veto this trade. I may be interested in trading Kate for Monica Bellucci, though. [Film Drunk]
Leo Messi Hat-Trick Breaks Barcelona All-Time Goal Record – Puns about messy record-keeping, and at least two well-meaning jokes about how nobody watches soccer. [Smoking Section]|
The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 3/19/12: Little Mac Versus Bald Bull – If you haven’t already, go read my thing about pretend underwear fighting. People watch it, but it isn’t any good. Woo! [With Leather]
If Don Draper Handled Modern Marketing – “He’d would’ve slept with Jenna Marbles at least two years ago.” [UPROXX]
Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old – Back in my day, we hung pictures of old people on the walls of our schools, we didn’t photoshop sentences over them. [UPROXX]
Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week – +1000000 for Ruby Rhod cosplay. Also, I’d like to be friends with the lady doing demade Harley Quinn. [Gamma Squad]
8 Funny Faces Of The “Mad Men” Cast At The New York Stock Exchange – Needs more “Pete doing the Charleston”. The new season also needs that. [Buzzfeed]
The Funniest #RomneyToys – The only problem I have with funny Republican candidate jokes is that you can’t do the same thing with Obama, because being super racist is usually the only joke Republicans have for him. [HuffPost Comedy]
Two Firemen Dressed in Drag Put Out Burning Car – Yep. [The FW]
A Photographic History of Jennifer Lawrence’s Brief Career – This is barely an article and is just a bunch of pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, but I’m not gonna complain. [Pajiba]
Hell is Other People – How Gamers are Ruining Gaming – I feel their pain about online gaming. I went online once with Red Dead, wandered around scared out of my mind that somebody was gonna call me the n-word, then logged off. It wasn’t great. [Unreality]
Military Dad Dresses Up as Captain America to Surprise His Son by Coming Home on His Birthday – The guy Military Dad’s wife is sleeping with while he’s gone should show up as USAgent. [Brobible]
