These Soccer Fans Just Had The Most Mind-Blowingly Stupid Conversation In Twitter History

Prepare to feel stupid. Very, very stupid.

Two Arsenal fans on Twitter discussed the age of a potential prospect, Colombian forward Jackson Martinez. He was born on Oct. 3, 1986. Jackson is 28 years old. That much is obvious to everyone with a functional brain.

But this is the internet, where common sense and logic and what the hell are you talking about?!

Congratulations, everyone. We just reached the internet’s nadir. Hooray!

(Via Twitter, FTW)