Prepare to feel stupid. Very, very stupid.
Two Arsenal fans on Twitter discussed the age of a potential prospect, Colombian forward Jackson Martinez. He was born on Oct. 3, 1986. Jackson is 28 years old. That much is obvious to everyone with a functional brain.
But this is the internet, where common sense and logic and what the hell are you talking about?!
Congratulations, everyone. We just reached the internet’s nadir. Hooray!