“It’s already been decided who won. You just wait to find out what happens.”
Fight Church is a documentary about religious groups that use mixed martial arts and other combat sports to bring people closer to God (I assume by concussing people until they see angels). In a new clip from the movie, a Muay Thai fight ends in probably the most hilarious fashion possible. Apparently the Word of God isn’t specific, since both guys heard “hit him in the junk” and were happy to oblige.
The only thing missing from that fight was Shonie Carter as the referee, losing his ding-dang mind.