This Man Learned A Valuable Lesson About Jumping Over Subway Tracks

Five minutes before this happened…

Hey, bet you can’t make it across the subway tracks.
That’s only like eight feet, man.
Looks a little longer than that.
I don’t think so.
Are you sure?

So, about nine feet then?

Related: If this man hasn’t turned into a meme by day’s end, the Internet has failed.