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One Way Ticket To Snubtown! Breaking Down The Pro Bowl Rosters – When did Ray Lewis get the “you can be in the Pro Bowl forever no matter what” Derek Jeter card, and how do we get it away from him? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
…And Then Rajon Rondo Airballed A Lay-up – Mhoops! This has got to be the most Brandon Stroud Playing Horse shot in the history of the NBA. [Smoking Section]
The Greatest Sportscasting Moments Of 2011 – Jon Bois, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE! [SB Nation]
Video: In Nate Diaz’s Defense, Donald Cerrone Shouldn’t Have ‘Put His Stupid-Ass Cowboy Hat All Up On’ Him – Stuff like this is way worse than wrestling, I don’t care how real it is. I do not want to see someone get into a shoving match because another guy’s cowboy hat was “all up on him”. [Cage Potato]
Humpday Mashup Dump: Skyrim Edition – I wanted to make an arrow in the knee joke, but I bought the game like two weeks too late and people have microscopic attention spans and a comedic expiration date of “the second time I’ve seen something”. Same thing happened to me with Portal. F**k you, the cake is still funny. [Gamma Squad]
The Weeping At Kim Jong Il’s Funeral Was Predictably Ridiculous – North Korea is more or less the “tough biker guy crying in fear when he sees a puppy” of people in real life. Like, I want to make fun of them, but Jesus, how f**ked up are they? Someone introduce Miley Cyrus to that country, stat. [UPROXX]
‘Modern Family’ Recut As A Horror Movie – Great, now it’s going to win all the SCREAM awards meant for the horror recut of Parks and Rec. [UPROXX]
Ben Affleck Plays Serious Harry Ellis – The best idea for a Die Hard prequel ever. Seriously, I would pay to watch two hours of Harry Ellis being a non-satirical American Psycho. [Film Drunk]
2011’s Most Popular Torrent Searches Prove Something We’ve Known All Along – I love that you have to have a qualifier to include WWE as TV. Hey, I’m a pussy vegan and I’m the one searching ‘WWE’. How else am I supposed to get the right pictures for the Best And Worst Of Raw? [Warming Glow]
Michele Bachmann Saying Literally Anything She Can On Fox News To Feign Iowa Momentum – As bad as things get, at least we can count on never having a lady who acts like this as our President. Terrifying. [Buzzfeed]