Like someone in your fantasy league that waited too long to draft a quarterback, Donald Trump is settling for Tim Tebow when he wanted Tom Brady and/or Ben Roethlisberger to speak at the Republican National Convention.
According to the New York Times, the presumptive Republican nominee for president wanted to do something different at the RNC, but found it difficult to attract A-list talent. But in a way, Tebow and Trump make sense, as 10 years from now, both will be remembered as guys that liked to run for things, but ultimately didn’t win anything.
Trump is alleged to have spent $12,000 on Tebow memorabilia for himself, using charity money. Tebow is believed to have political aspirations of his own, as one website believed he should run for Congress in Florida.
UFC president Dana White and golfer Natalie Gulbis are also scheduled to attend, but a large portion of the Internet had fun with the Tebow portion of the news.
https://twitter.com/Neil_Irwin/status/753566742324977664
strong rebuke to anyone who thinks trump is just using the event to score points https://t.co/wDHviJ7bG5
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) July 14, 2016
Donald Trump is having Tim Tebow speak at the Republican National Convention. I'm confused. I thought he didn't like losers.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) July 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/PhillyGrn/status/753566034406309889
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/753561106543706112
https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/753444849999896576
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/753563372499501058
*Sees Tim Tebow trending in July* "Hmm, wonder who signed him for publicity this time….Oh, the Republicans."
— BigHeadBS💨 (@BigHeadBS) July 14, 2016
Not every joke was good…
Until you heard Tim Tebow was speaking at Repub. convention, didn't you think he was winner of Forgotten But Not Gone Award?
— Mike Lupica (@MikeLupica) July 14, 2016
And while most of the jokes revolved around Tebow throwing or passing, this was the class of that bunch…
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/753547956725448704
And in July 2016, is it really a joke on Twitter if the joke doesn’t reference Harambe, the murdered gorilla?
"Okay, so we got Mike Huckabee, Tim Tebow, Melissa Joan Hart, the guy who shot Harambe, Pat Boone, Steven Dorff, Jackeé…"
— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) July 14, 2016
Unlike Tebow, at least the sniper proved that when the pressure is on and there is a tight window, he can hit his target from distance.