Remember Trevor Bauer? He is the Cleveland Indians pitcher that damaged his team’s chances of winning a World Series last year when he sliced his pitching hand open while playing with a drone. Bauer ended up bleeding everywhere and was removed during the first inning of Game 3 of the ALCS.
He returned in time for the World Series, where he took two of the team’s four losses by allowing 12 hits and five earned runs in 7.2 innings across two starts.
Proving he could still take an ‘L,’ Bauer went on a Twitter rant late Thursday that revealed he may not understand how Twitter works while announcing that “almost all” of his teammates support Donald Trump. This is the tweet that started it:
Really annoyed that @Apple and @Twitter continue to flood my phone with liberal slanted anti trump articles. fair and equal reporting? No?
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 9, 2017
Does he think his actual phone and the actual Twitter company are forcing stories onto his iPhone? Is it possible he doesn’t see any right-leaning, pro-Trump stuff because he follows 15 people on Twitter and none of them are political? Is he expecting discourse on presidential executive orders from Faux Gruden? “That judge that overturned the order just gets it!”
Once Bauer opened the door with that tweet, all of his thoughts on politics poured out, including one where he chucked his teammates under the bus.
almost all of my teammates support trump sooooo
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
And another tweet (along with a 69 joke?) emphasizing the Trump love in Cleveland.
690% of them are trump supporters.
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
In an effort to do investigative journalism (and make jokes), I created a tweet involving photos of Jason Kipnis, who seems like he’s not a pro-Trump person based on his tweets (but who really knows) and did this:
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/829921397644337152
It’s one of those classic tweets where Kipnis is smiling, sees the Trump tweet then is like whaaaaaaaat because he’s not pro-Trump. If you want a sign of encouragement, Kipnis liked that tweet:
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/829925037637455875
But that one Trump tweet from Bauer wasn’t the end of his rant that looked like it was straight out of a Breitbart comments section.
Here’s Bauer joking someone should kill themselves:
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/829909955679502338
And here is the delicate snowflake getting offended when someone does the same to him.
oh so now because I don't agree with you I should die. Perfect example of the problem with this country
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
Bauer is fine with native American caricatures, like the one on his jersey.
i haven't met a single Native American yet who thinks it's racist. Shut up
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
To top it all off, hours after revealing he thinks Apple and Twitter are involved in a left-wing plot to send Rachel Maddow videos to his phone and months after slicing open his hand on a drone, Bauer wants you to know he’s very smart.
lol ummm. Lol yeah. You say that to one of the most scientific baseball players in MLB. Ok lol
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
And if you think Bauer woke up Friday morning and started deleting regretful tweets, he’s actually still going and now he’s on immigration.
they're all here legally so…
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017
This led to Twitter dragging Bauer for the past 12-to-16 hours. Look at this great joke off the top.
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/829927051402436608
Yes, that’s a slightly below average home run rate. It doesn’t make Bauer bad at pitching. But you should realize it’s a joke about home runs, walls, and walls between our borders, which Trump…just forget it.
Even a fellow ballplayer took a shot at Bauer.
"I know that I'm intelligent because I know that I know nothing." – Socrates
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) February 10, 2017
And here’s a few more.
I'd offer my thoughts on all this Trevor Bauer political stuff, but I don't want to drone on about it. It would be a bloody mess.
— jesse spector (@jessespector) February 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/nostunkelocin/status/829937147192889345
You'd think Bauer would understand how easy walls are to get over
— There Mom, I changed my username (@momichangedname) February 10, 2017
It’s great when the Internet comes together to make jokes at the expense of a fifth starter that calls himself “scientific.”
Update (10:05 a.m.) — Bauer really is still going strong, and you can now add “doesn’t think Barack Obama was born in America” to the list of things the scientific pitcher thinks is possible.
that same president who supposedly wasn't born in the us did the exact same ban
— Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) (@BauerOutage) February 10, 2017