‘Trojans For Life’ Might Make You Want To Die

Pro Wrestling Editor
09.18.13 13 Comments

Trojans For Life

‘Glee’ doesn’t return for its fifth season until September 26, but if you’re desperately searching for white college-age kids soullessly appropriating styles of music they don’t understand, USC is here for you.

Meet ‘TROJANS FOR LIFE,’ a rap song about how college helps people lead successful lives. They’re talking about what happens in THE STREETS, dog! If I was to tell you, “hey, an a cappella group dressed up like the Reservoir Dogs and sang about how prepared they are to be adults,” you’d probably respond with, “come on, Brandon, it can’t be THAT bad.”

To prove to you that it is that bad, look at every single visible face in this photo:

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The guy on the right framing his crotch and biting his bottom lip is my favorite.

Anyway, here’s the song. Have fun today singing the 2% of the song you heard and can remember before you violently closed your browser, deleted your operating system, set fire to your computer and hurled it into the yard.

What’re the chances we could convince them to “fight off” for a little while?

[h/t @celebrityhottub]

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