If you’re at all familiar with Samuel L. Jackson on Twitter, you know he…
a) Tweets too much
b) Says nonsensical things
c) Goes on weird rants
d) Is a huge fan of the Atlanta Falcons
e) Is not Laurence Fishburne
During Monday night’s game against the Packers, Samuel L. Jackson channeled his inner Jules Winnfield and went OFF on ESPN’s Jon Gruden. You can find his stream of consciousness below. Some of it is NSFW. All of it is awesome.
If Gruden says the Birds are in trouble, it must be Gospel! PFUCK Him!! RISE UP!! Remember this Mr Gruden, pic.twitter.com/g9iAslK5Cs
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
Our turn Now!! Expose your Packer Cheering Mouth to some of these Mr Gruden! RISE UP!! pic.twitter.com/w0najHe3A2
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
Rodgers coulda got away , but Gruden was swingin' on his Nuts!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
What IS that fool Babbling about?! 4 hitches & nobody hands the ball off better, I think he's sippin' Rodgers' Jockstrap Tea!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
Hey, hold up. I dig Rodgers! Bona Fidel BMF! Anncrs should be impartial, not slobberingly eating out one team or the other!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
That was some Pop Warner tackling!! No offense to Pop Warner Kids, they prolly woulda hung on…like Gruden on Rodgers …
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
Da Phuuuck?! This is Respectable!! Rise Up!!! Les try to tighten some sphincters! Get That Kick!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 9, 2014
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