After New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian in a wedding that netted them approximately $17 million in endorsements, it surprised very few people that Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenners, also signed on to be Humphries’ manager. Additionally, Humphries signed with Kardashian’s agent at William Morris, and everything looked great for the guy who has averaged a triple single for his career.
Shockingly, only two months to the day after his wedding, Humphries has been dropped by the talent agency, thus sparking a slew of rumors that his fairy tale marriage is already crumbling. So it turns out that we may have a 6 billion way tie in our divorce pool with “Not even 3 months.”
“He’s breaking Kim’s heart,” a source tells Star. “Originally he was supposed to come to New York for a guys’ weekend, but at the last minute he switched it to Miami. I guess he thought that way they could drink and do whatever they wanted without Kim finding out.”
The magazine goes on to claim that Kris partied at LIV nightclub at Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel on Sept. 30 and Kris was “acting like a single man.”
(Via Hollywood Life)
He was scratching his ass and farting in public? The horror.
I know, I said I wouldn’t torment everyone with more news about this fake marriage unless it involved a golden wood chipper from heaven, but it’s a slow day. So how about I make it up to you with the cutest picture you’ll see all day?
