With Leather, With Love: Wedding Well Wishes To Tiger Woods’ Worst Woman

It feels like a decade, but it has only been two years since we were first introduced to Rachel Uchitel, the woman who was the figurative (and probably literal) snowballer to the world’s former No. 1 golfer, Tiger Woods. In fact, in the two years since Uchitel first entered the public eye for her affair with Woods, the man who was once destined to be the greatest golfer of all time has even fallen from the Top 50 of the world golf rankings. And I can’t imagine that Uchitel’s latest announcement will make him any happier.

You see, she got married. Again.

The 36-year-old former ‘No. 1’ lover of the famous golfer exchanged vows with Matt Hahn, who is close to 10 years her junior, In Las Vegas over the weekend.

They got hitched at the famed Little White Chapel while in Sin City for a friend’s nuptials.

‘Rachel and Matt attended a friend’s wedding this weekend and were inspired to tie the knot themselves. It was all very spur of the moment and very romantic,’ a spokesperson tells Radar Online.

Uchitel added: ‘Matt and I were married in front of 12 friends on Sunday night at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, where everyone from Michael Jordan to Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, to Britney Spears were married.

(Via the Daily Mail)

Hot damn, that is some impressive company. I wonder how all those marriages turned out.

Uchitel reportedly received about $10 million from Woods back when his scandal first erupted, but then of course it all went to hell when every closing time 5 and 6 started popping up with their claims as well. Nevertheless, Uchitel carved a huge impression for herself in the annals of professional sports, and it’s nice to see that she has found happiness with Hahn, a former Penn State fullback and current “Internet business man.” I assume that means he has an Etsy shop.

The least we can do is pay our respects to the woman who crippled a legend and take a look back at how she came to be 36-year old Las Vegas night club promoter that she is.

 

Of course the blushing bride wore orange, which symbolizes virginal-for-hire.

The happy couple ready for their reception at Christian Audigier’s house.

 

Images via TMZ