Last week on Legends House:
– The gang went bowling against a bunch of ladies who dress like Cesaro
– The gang made local commercials
– Tony Atlas became a living amalgam of human and bird
– Everybody wants to beat the shit out of Tony Atlas, but it’s not a racial thing (?)
– The mystery of “who pushed the car wash button before Pat Patterson was ready” riveted audiences for almost 10 minutes
And here is your non-spoiler listing for matches on tonight’s WWE NXT:
– NXT Women’s Championship Tournament Match: Charlotte vs. Emma
– Kalisto and El Local vs. The Legionnaires
– Camacho vs. Adam Rose’s Masked Rosebud
– NXT Women’s Championship Tournament Match: Alicia Fox vs. Alexa Bliss
– 20-Man Battle Royal For a Shot at the NXT Championship at Takeover
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