Tonight, on the WWE Raw open discussion thread:
In one of the most brutal attacks ever against Mr. McMahon, Brock Lesnar broke The Chairman’s hip with an F-5 on last week’s Raw. The attack came just as Mr. McMahon appeared ready to fire CM Punk’s associate, Paul Heyman, for his ties to The Shield and Brad Maddox. Lots of questions were swirling in the WWE Universe when Raw went off the air last week. Here are five reasons to tune in tonight at 8/7 CT on USA Network. (via WWE.com)
Our five-point preview:
1. Yes, I am aware that Jack Swagger is back.
2. I am also aware that WWE dissolved Rhodes Scholars.
3. WWE has a new mystery guy! This time, it’s “Anonymous.” Until they show a guy who is clearly not the Undertaker, just assume it’s the Undertaker.
4. We are now taking name suggestions for the Brodus Clay/Tensai pairing. So far, “Otakusaurus” is my favorite. Maybe “Tensus.”
5. Tonight, Teddy Long gives Booker T a performance evaluation! I know that’s a joke about how nobody in the company knows how businesses or hierarchies work, but seriously, if they announced this was happening I wouldn’t be surprised.
Remember, you can nominate a comment for Best Of The Night with a +1. You can also just talk about wrestling naturally and not try to be the funniest, because that’s fun too.
Enjoy the show, everybody.
