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The ‘Unsolicited Harry Potter Facts’ Meme Makes That Pottermore Porta Potty Tweet Seem Positively Tame

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Did You Hear The One About The Town Rejecting Solar Panels Because They ‘Suck Up All The Energy From The Sun’?

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Nintendo Created The Most Disturbing Safe-For-Work Upskirts Ever In ‘Super Smash Bros.’

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We Wanted More Groot, But Not Like This. Never Like This.

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The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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Today’s WTF Gadget Makes The Shake Weight Commercial Look Tame By Comparison

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How Do You Like These Apples: An Action Movie Based On Sir Isaac Newton

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The CDC Reminds Us Zombies Aren't Real, Still Runs A 'Zombie Preparedness' Website

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Farming Simulator 2011 Has Never Looked More Badass

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Michael Bay's Transformers Summarized In One Minute Of Brilliance

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Prepare Your Diddly Hole For Some Links

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Vin Diesel Would Like To Motivate You On Facebook

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“FDR: American Badass!” Is The Best Of All The “President Versus Nazi Werewolves” Movies

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Son Of Jor-El, Give Zod A Snuggle

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WTF, Japan?

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Wrongness and Links

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Kinect Fun Labs Grants Life To A Purple Sex Toy And An Angry Cat

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Of Course China Built A Sperm-Collecting Machine

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