Ladies and gentlemen, er, we’ve just lost the picture, but, uh, what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Global BC studio has been taken over — “conquered”, if you will — by a master race of giant spiders. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive meteorologist or merely enslave her. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the spiders will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground silk caves. HAIL SPIDERS.
