In the latest episode of The Walking Dead, a clean-shaven, slightly tipsy Rick Grimes made a pass at one of Alexandria’s residents, Jessie Anderson (played by Alexandra Breckenridge). It was actually more than a pass; he kissed her on the cheek, and strongly insinuated that he wanted to get into her pants while subtly hinting to the audience that he may be willing to bump off Jessie’s husband, if necessary.
This turn of events did not go over so well in some circles of the internet because, unbeknownst to many of us, there’s a very strong, very dedicated, very passionate, and perhaps delusional subsection of the internet that believes Rick and Michonne belong together. Basically, that subsection of the internet FLIPPED their sh*t over the Jessie kiss. The riot that ensued on Tumblr nearly killed Daryl, which would’ve led to a second riot, and the internet probably would’ve melted down.
Thankfully, the 140 character count limit on Twitter allowed those on either side of the #Richonne debate to share their thoughts in a well-mannered and succinctly. (I’m kidding. They lost their sh*t, too.)
Here’s a taste:
I hope Rick tries to shoot the husband and hits Jessie! #TheWalkingDead #Richonne
— new: @buckyxtrash (@jaimebenham) March 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/EyelessZedd/status/574757478610698240
When people don't ship Richonne #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/itdgTuJUEu
— Regan☀️ (@LincolnIsLove) March 9, 2015
This funny cause it be true. #Richonne all the way!!! pic.twitter.com/OialUwNka6
— Saeko (@SaekoArmstrong) March 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/BruceZiamPayne/status/574814047129858048
I'm not sure what made me more uncomfortable: Rick flirting with Jessie or Rick flirting with a wall. #Richonne #TWD
— AnaYelsi is moving to Threads. Same handle. (@brwneyedamzn) March 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheWalkingHumor/status/574749171397214208
https://twitter.com/TheSassyRosita/status/574748933907312641
Replace Tiffany with Jessie, and you'll get an accurate picture of a Richonne shipper. pic.twitter.com/GEhDdO1x4M
— Adam Hayes (@AdamPaulHayes) March 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/DCSDaniele/status/573693214852562944
50 shades of Richonne. #TeamKillJessieASAP #SaveAStarvingWalker pic.twitter.com/6CiLKqONwt
— 💜⟭⟬ TERRI ⁷ ⟬⟭💜 (@RicksZombieGirl) March 9, 2015
If you want to see the real Richonne devotees, check out Tumblr.