Hello. How are you? No, really, how are you doing? We don’t get to catch up like we used to, what with me rambling on and on about dogs and TV things all day, and you busy with work/school/your family/that court-ordered rehab stay. It’s really been too long. Let’s talk.
Are you having a good Friday? What are you up to this weekend? Did you ever end up going to Hawaii/Paris/your brother’s house/college? Are you still with Kevin/Sarah/Brian/Lindsey? Oh, you are/aren’t? That’s great. I always liked/hated him/her. How about that weather/sports team/person you know/thing you like? Crazy/awful/great, huh? I know that’s right. Some things never change, I guess.
Oh, me? Well, how sweet of you to ask. I am doing great, mostly because I stumbled across this picture of a little boy dressed up like Don Draper from Mad Men earlier today. Look at him, with his little suit. AND THAT GLASS. It looks so big in his itty bitty hands. What do you think is in it? Apple juice, probably. You can’t just give a little kid scotch. Well, I mean, you can, but then you have to go out and buy a new rug, and who wants to spend all Saturday doing that? Not me, that’s for sure. Anyway, the whole thing reminds of that picture we saw a while back of the kids dressed up as Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Remember that? Adorable. I know you liked that, so I figured I’d show you this one, too.
Well, listen, I have to get going, but this was nice. We should do it more often. Take care.