Spoilers ahead, obviously!
Bloodthirsty Game of Thrones fans were finally given the long-awaited showdown between the White Walkers and remaining players on the board (minus Cersei) in Sunday’s aptly-titled episode, “The Long Night.” Oh, and was it long. And bloody. And grueling. When all was said and done, the death toll included Lyanna Mormont, Theon Greyjoy, Jorah, and the entire dang Dothraki army.
But just when things were looking super grim, those who made it through the 82 minutes of pure misery were treated to the surprise ending of Arya Stark personally taking out the Night King. Homegirl caught the Valyrian steel dagger in mid-air, stabbing the Night King in the gut — causing him to shatter into pieces and have his entire army collapse on the spot.
Arya is undoubtedly the MVP of the episode, but it’s also worth noting that she lost her virginity just hours before her big moment in a shockingly steamy sex scene with Gendry in last week’s episode. It’s not to say that behind every great woman is some dude who did evidently good sex on her … but the timing certainly interesting, to say the least. Did Arya’s rite of passage into womanhood give her the metaphoric big dick energy to defeat the Night King?
Fans on Twitter seem to think so, or at the very least it’s inspired plenty of jokes on the subject:
We can all thank Gendry for getting Arya ready to roll #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/V9SVNZXSY2
— Brian Campbell (@BrianCampbell1_) April 29, 2019
I just wanna thank Gendry for slanging that shit the night before to give Arya the extra pep in her step
— boba bria (@bria_sullivan) April 29, 2019
arya fucked gendry and the night king all in one night
— 𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂 (@danysreign) April 29, 2019
we must give Gendry some credit here people, obviously he did a good job last night 😂😂😂 #AryaStark #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/0a1X6fR86E
— 𝕄eshari (@excommunicadox) April 29, 2019
If only the Night King knew Gendry taught Arya how to handle a little choking #GameofThrones
— Riggs (@riggs_95) April 29, 2019
Arya be like “Gendry chokes me harder 💁🏻♀️” #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MHBCVXJg98
— Benny Biceps (@pschmidt97) April 29, 2019
that guy Arya banged in the last episode better go down on her tonight #GOT
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/gianbalgoss/status/1120710705714323456
And then plenty of others had jokes about when Gendry finds out who killed the Night King:
https://twitter.com/ciara_wardlow/status/1122716776939315201
https://twitter.com/BrianwithaP/status/1122693962446323715
Next battle Gendry gonna be behind Arya like: #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/2tbAypNe2s
— Rod (@rodimusprime) April 29, 2019
gendry when he finds out arya killed the night king #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/pPRIsK5HrG
— 𝒋𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒚𝒂𝒉 💫 (@jliyh) April 29, 2019
Gendry walking around Winterfell knowing that’s his girl #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/5z19OpQ7Kg
— Nolan Chaloupka (@Chaloupka_Nolan) April 29, 2019
Gendry to everybody when Arya returns with Bran #GOT pic.twitter.com/BETNhylIFF
— ellie 🫧 (@ellie_fatharly) April 29, 2019
Gendry waiting for Arya for round 2 after all that!! #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/OjznDUC96c
— SAM6 (@travelong6) April 29, 2019
My boy Gendry bout to be first lady of the 7 Kingdoms. It's lit.
— Sir Applesauce (@BMDNERD) April 29, 2019
Heck, we’re all just relieved that Gendry made it through the battle to see a round two.