30 Important Things We Learned From Nick Offerman’s Reddit AMA

Late Friday afternoon Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation) gave what is, hands down, the funniest Reddit AMA so far. It was nearly impossible to pick the highlights because it was all so manly and erudite. We’ve learned so much from this, you guys. Continue to the next page for the 30 most useful things Offerman taught us.

We learned how to cook all the bacon and eggs we have:

TripSmick: Best way to cook Bacon and Eggs?
Nick Offerman: In an iron skillet, over a fire of oak at your cabin.

We learned about Nick Offerman’s manly morning routine:

sloaney: You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?
Also, what is your favorite outdoor activity?
Nick Offerman: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
I love to paddle my own canoe, and also wife. Best while staring at the leaves of the maple or sycamore.