‘Breaking Bad’ + R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’ = MAGIC

In what almost all scientists and scholars worth half a rust-covered damn are calling “the single most Friday afternoon thing possible,” Vulture has uncovered this video of the dialogue from Breaking Bad all chopped and clipped together to turn it into an “Ignition” sing-a-long. Yes. YES. The only negative thing to be taken away from this is that the video was posted on YouTube almost two weeks ago and I am just seeing it now. I would be furious with every single one of you about this if I weren’t so happy to have it in my life. It doesn’t even sound that great. I don’t care. I love it.

Between this video and the news that Francis Ford Coppola watched “Trapped in the Closet” and thought it was “incredible,” this has been an amazing 24 hours. If someone finds me a video of Keanu Reeves performing “I Believe I Can Fly” at karaoke, I will just goddamn die.