They had me at “Conan remote” of course, but toss in an opening with Coco in his finest Guinness t-shirt making in eBay jokes in front of a pawn shop and SOLD. From there he visits with some nice Armenian men with the help of Armenian assistant and attempts to sell some of his seemingly priceless Conan collectables.
I don’t want to spoil anything but the Masturbating Bear item belongs in a museum.
