SON: Mom, you’ll never believe it!
MOM: Tell me. What is it?
SON: I was offered a role on Game of Thrones!
MOM: That’s amazing. All your hard work has finally paid off.
SON: I’m so excited.
MOM: So, what’s the part? Are you playing a handsome Stark?
MOM: Maybe a dashing knight who saves the day?
SON: Not quite.
MOM: A king? A prince? A soldier?
MOM: Who the hell are you playing?
SON: Well, the thing about that is…
MOM: I have no son.