The “Suburgatory” star just released an album as his alter-ego Escape Tailor, who looks like a homeless ghost clown who finished in twenty-third place in the Doc Brown Look-Alike Contest. The music’s wonderful, too. (Via)
5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck — Listen to the new OFF! album. Sixteen minutes well spent. (Uproxx)
How a Noel Gallagher Reference Became a Murderous, Racist Twitter Trending Topic — And yet Heathen Chemistry is still the worse thing with his name attached to it. (Uproxx)
With Leather, With Love: The World’s Fattest Woman Is Getting Married! — When a morbidly obese person gets pregnant, do people say, “You look great, it’s like you haven’t gained a pound” or do they not even bother? (With Leather)
So This Happened: Captain Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and Sherlock Holmes Went to Hooters — Spock commented on how illogical it is for an owl, Dr. Hootie, to become a doctor, and everyone left disappointed in the overrated chicken wings. And Kirk banged seven of the waitresses. (Gamma Squad)
PICTURE: Avengers in High School – Hawkeye Had a Bomb-Ass Flat Top Mullet — I never knew Robert Downey, Jr. was a member of Menudo. (Film Drunk)
Patrick Ewing to Join Jordan’s Charlotte Bobcats As Head Coach? — Now that it’s a thing again (see above), Anthony Davis is going to look even better with the Patrick Ewing flat top. (Smoking Section)
20 Greatest Maurice Sendak Quotes — (BuzzFeed)
10 Creations Inspired by Where the Wild Things Are — (College Humor)
A Few Works about Adam Yauch — (Danger’s Tumblr)
Bandersnatch Cummerbund: Washington Post’s Amazing Benedict Cumberbatch Name Change — (Huff Po)
Indians Offended That Avengers Depicts Their Third World Hellhole As Third World Hellhole — (Fark)
15 Same-Sex Romantic Comedy Pairings That Would Make Gay Marriage More Popular — (Pajiba)
Is It Bad to Use the Same Plastic Water Bottle Every Day? — (Mental Floss)
Go Behind the Scenes of Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom — (Death + Taxes)
Dr. Shaquille O’Neal and 7 Other Celebs with Doctoral Degrees — (The Week)
Alex Tanney, Trick Shot Quarterback, Gets NFL Tryout — (Guy Speed)
Five Movies That Know They Are Movies — (Unreality Mag)
This is What the NFL in Los Angeles Would Look Like — (Bro Bible)
