Jon Snow Has A ‘Tiny Pecker’ On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Because Everyone Is Jealous Of Kit Harington

Game of Thrones star Kit Harington is a very attractive (and rich) man on one of the most popular shows on television. In the words of Liz Lemon, he can have it all, which is probably why his castmates love making fun of him.

Emilia Clarke told Esquire that “there’s a consistent drumbeat of taking the piss out of his incredible hair and startling good looks. His hair just takes over everything. My ridiculous handcrafted wig doesn’t come close to standing up to his man bun.” Liam Cunningham also mocked Kit’s thick mane, saying his hair has “its own trailer,” while Nikolaj Coster-Waldau noted, “There’s a change in the level of female lust in the room when Kit is there, which all the males find annoying and disrespectful.” Harington’s so, in the words of Game of Thrones creators David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, “handsome, talented, smart, and [decent] to the core” that they needed to get clever to mock him.

After seeing Snow’s naked corpse, one character says, “What kind of god would have a pecker that small?” Benioff and Weiss explain that line: “There has to be some downside to being Kit Harington, right?… It’s impossible not to like him. Maddening. The one thing we can do is saddle his character with a tiny pecker.” (Via)

No wonder Jon Snow didn’t care for Ramsay. He had sausage envy.

(Via Esquire)