Martin Short Gets Molested By The School Janitor In The Unaired ‘SNL’ Sketch (And The Morning Links)

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Some weeks, the unaired sketches over on Saturday Night Live end up being better than anything in the actual show. This is not one of those weeks (thanks, in part, to The Royal Doctor, and an overall solid Christmas episode). But this “dress rehearsal” sketch (a misleading title considering that it’s a pre-taped segment) was at least better than Holiday Pageant and Old Friends. Basically, it’s a Degrassi kind of show where the teenagers return for a 30-year reunion and the virgin is still a virgin. Amusing, but not exceptional, but definitely worth a viewing (the embed is after the links).

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