Megan Mullally, who is probably the most sexually satisfied woman in America, stopped by The Tonight Show last week to give her brand of “unqualified advice” in this just-released clip. Mullally answered viewer questions about how to get out of family holiday events to keeping things fresh in a long-distance relationship.
Is she saying that she hires a Ron Swanson lookalike while her husband is away, or is she suggesting everyone hire a Ron Swanson lookalike in their partner’s absence? I’m going to go with the latter because I like the idea of Ron Swansons for hire. I would have mine fix that patch in the ceiling that got damaged when our toilet leaked. Win-win.