Megan Mullally Has Some Interesting Advice For Anyone Trying To Make A Long Distance Relationship Work

Megan Mullally, who is probably the most sexually satisfied woman in America, stopped by The Tonight Show last week to give her brand of “unqualified advice” in this just-released clip. Mullally answered viewer questions about how to get out of family holiday events to keeping things fresh in a long-distance relationship.

Is she saying that she hires a Ron Swanson lookalike while her husband is away, or is she suggesting everyone hire a Ron Swanson lookalike in their partner’s absence? I’m going to go with the latter because I like the idea of Ron Swansons for hire. I would have mine fix that patch in the ceiling that got damaged when our toilet leaked. Win-win.

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