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When it comes to understanding how people have sex, Melissa McCarthy might take the very awkward crown. Instead of believing in the silly tales revolving around the stork or babies being grown in cabbage patches until they are ripe, McCarthy believed that sex had to do with someone’s ability to do the splits.
The Chinese splits to be specific, where each member had to go full martial arts split in order to somehow shimmy onto each other and do the deed. It’s not as weird as the method they try to use in Demolition Man between Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock. McCarthy apparently said it in person when she was in 5th grade and ended up being teased for a long time.
Not sure how she explained her existence in relation to this sexual method, but I assume there was a moment where she believed her father could do the Chinese splits. There was a moment where Melissa McCarthy’s Irish Catholic parents turned into Sting and his wife in order to thrust her into existence. Makes perfect sense.
It would certainly be a far more interesting experience if people did make love the way that McCarthy describes. It’d also be a far more memorable experience, possibly deserving of some trophy or ribbon for success.
(Via Team Coco)
