Please Allow Rust Cohle’s Bleak, Dark, & Nihilistic Worldview To Prepare You For The Weekend

WOOHOO IT’S FRIDAY, YOU GUYS! Yeah. Hey Rust Cohle, what are you up to this weekend, buddy? My lady’s got a friend she wants to set you up with. This one is wife material, my man. Mother of your kids type of a gal. Care to come to church with us on Sunday?

I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction — one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

Well, okay then! Perhaps you can spend this weekend on a spiritual journey, maybe attend church services somewhere, you know, to help you see things a little clearer, to help show you the way and all.

“If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of sh*t.”

And on and on he goes. You guys get the idea. All hail Rust Cohle!

(Via Vulture)