To be fair to ITV reporter James Mates, who mistakenly read the late Philip Seymour Hoffman‘s name as “Philip Semen Hoffman” during last night’s broadcast, he and his buddies had just finished changing all of PSH’s movies into pornos. It was an honest mistake. Your mind would be a dirty place, too, if you had spent the last hour coming up with Before the Devil Knows You’re Giving Head, The Chode Lebowski, The Talented Mrs. Nipley, Along Cums Holly, The Ass-Master, and The Hunger Games: Catching Gonorrhea.
No one was proud of that last one.