Even though I can’t type the words the “Charlie Sheen” without heaving a bored sigh, Jimmy Fallon presented a funny angle to the most recent development in Sheen’s world on “Late Night” last night: now that Ashton Kutcher is replacing Sheen on “Two and a Half Men,” Sheen will replace Kutcher on “Punk’d.” (Yeah, it’s been off the air for four years. Just go with it.)
Predictably, Fallon’s Sheen (which is the best Sheen impression around) is less a prankster than he is just a huge dick. Sheen spills people’s drinks, steals their food, annoys them while they try to work — it’s humorous, but there was room to take the joke further. Frankly, I would have liked the last scene to be Sheen with a hooker. After they finish and she tries to leave, he stabs her and takes his money back. And then he’s all, “Sheen’d!” See, it’s funny because it’s probably true.