Stephen Colbert Went After Google CEO Larry Page Last Night Over The Internet Getting His Height Wrong

As much as I love a satirized “Stephen Colbert” bit that actually sheds light on something important, it’s always a nice break when then man goes off on an absurdest tangent and, say, opens his show with a full segment calling out Google and their CEO Larry Page for getting his height wrong on the search engine.

The height peers really speak for themselves — “Seriously, 5’10”? Those are Matt Damon numbers!” — and Colbert’s four demands than are more than reasonable in my opinion. Also, I fully anticipate a Conan O’Brien rebuttal this evening.