The Wrong Muppet Won ‘The Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant 2013’

06.07.13 5 years ago 8 Comments

Muppets are people, too, and just like people, they ought to be ridiculed and feel ashamed for their appearances. That’s why for over a decade, the fine felt folks at Tough Pigs have been holding “Ugly Muppet Toy Pageants.”

Over the past few weeks, the Ugly Toy contestants were rated, evaluated, and in some cases hated by the Tough Pigs community at large. People rated each toy on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being “not that ugly” and 5 being “extreeeeemely ugly.” And now we’ll count down the “winners,” starting with the Not That Ugly toys, and working up to the toys that have been voted by our readers as the ugliest toys of the year. (Via)

The toys below are sorted by ascending order of ugliness, though I have some issues with the winner.

And the winner…

Don’t get me wrong, that Derpy-Eyed, Opti-Grab Fan Fozzie is hideous, but c’mon:

Black Power Fozzie should be the winner this year, every year. Previous pageant submissions include:

I now hate the Muppets.


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