This Is What Snacking Like Homer Simpson Looks Like In Real Life

If my life were The Truman Show, you’d be able to watch me sitting on the couch, stuffing my face full of salty snacks 23/7 (the missing hour is for acquiring more salty snacks). Alas, Ed Harris isn’t God — probably? — so you’ll have to make due with this guy impersonating Homer from the opening scene of “Lisa the Greek,” which is basically me. “You are [Homer] Simpson.”