After the jump are 10 suggestions for shorthand phrases we should start using for when, say, an otherwise great sci-fi show dedicates an entire episode to black markets and space prostitutes. It’s not as good as it sounds.
Tracking the Sophia (The Walking Dead)
For when a show spends seemingly dozens of episodes caring about a character no one cares about.
Blacking the market (Battlestar Galactica)
For when a show tries to become something it isn’t, i.e. a 1940s film noir. Also, SPACE PROSTITUTES.
Burning the Agrestic (Weeds)
For when a show changes settings, and the characters change with it. Not for the better, either.
Spotting the cougar (24)
For when a show that relies on silly plot developments comes up with the stupidest of ideas.
Fishing the Biscuit (Lost)
For when at least one character is trapped in a boring setting for far too long (see: Under the Dome, too.)