Westeros Idol: Ranking The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Cast, From Worst To Best Singers

Everyone on Game of Thrones is either a porn star, or a singer. We’ve already covered the prolific number of AVN Award winners who make up the Thrones cast, so let’s turn our attention to the vocalists, of which there are plenty. Some are professionals (the actress who plays Melisandre, for instance, recently released an album, See You on the Ice), while others performed on Sesame Street one time. Here are 11 Throne singers ranked from Ramsay to worst to best (that Misfit is too creepy to take seriously), not including Wilko Johnson (who plays Ser Ilyn Payne on the show and lead guitar in real life — get well, buddy); anyone in Coldplay, Snow Patrol, or Sigur Rós; and DJ HODOR.

He wants to Hodor all Hodor and Hodor every Hodor.

11. Iwan Rheon (Ramsay)

10. Alfie Allen (Reek)

9. Peter Dinklage (Tyrion)

8. Emilia Clarke (Daenerys)

7. Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, and Isaac Hempstead Wright (the Stark Children)

6. Michiel Huisman (Daario)

5. Carice van Houten (Melisandre)

4. Iain Glen (Jorah)

3. Natalia Tena (Osha)

2. Grey Worm (Jacob Anderson)

1. Jerome Flynn (Bronn)