Another Period (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – A foreign prince arrives at Bellecourt Manor, prompting a romantic rivalry between Lillian and Beatrice. (Lillian’s been lifting weights with her vagina in anticipation of her future husband’s arrival, so she’s obviously ahead of the game.) The girls undergo a Bachelor-style dating contest with the prince while Peepers clashes with a royal servant over how to be a butler.
Wayward Pines (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – Teresa and the town’s food supply are put in jeopardy after the Abbies attack CJ and the harvesters. Meanwhile, Theo constructs a makeshift triage unit while his marriage continues to suffer, and Jason questions Xander’s ability to lead.
Big Brother (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) – The first Power of Veto competition takes place tonight.
MasterChef (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – The remaining 17 cooks compete for immunity by crafting a dish using guest judge Aarón Sánchez’s favorite ingredients.
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming finals (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – More swimming finals (because, let’s face it, this is the only sport people really care about when it comes to the Summer Olympics).
Wrath of a Great White Serial Killer: Sharkopedia Edition (DSC, 8:00 p.m.) – We get a closer look at a group of great white sharks circling the waters off the coast of the Pacific Northwest.
Young & Hungry (Freeform, 8:00 p.m.) – Elliot and Adam’s excitement over caring for a foster daughter dwindles when they discover the girl is a teenager, not a toddler.
Baby Daddy (Freeform, 8:30 p.m.) – Riley uses Ross to make Danny jealous after he begins dating an actress as a publicity stunt, and Ben poses as Bonnie’s husband when her coworkers refuse to believe she’s with a younger man.
The Night Shift (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – The first half of tonight’s combined episode sees Jordan bonding with a patient and a college coed suffering a suspicious fall from a balcony. Later, the staffers and their patients deal with a life-threatening heat wave.
American Gothic (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – While Cam, Tessa and Alison look for who left the silver bells found in the shed, a new suspect emerges in the “Silver Bells Killer” case, and Garrett plans to use his father’s funeral to reveal a dark family secret.
Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons (HBO, 10:00 p.m.) – Though Simmons didn’t win over critics with the premiere of his HBO talk show, he did give the internet something to fawn over last week: a belligerent Ben Affleck sporting a massive Tom Brady boner. Here’s hoping he can get tonight’s guests — Bill Hader, Mark Cuban – just as riled up.
Royal Pains (USA, 10:00 p.m.) – Hank reconciles with Eddie and Evan before Eddie’s wedding while also helping a theater legend who’s experiencing confusion and memory loss.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Zac Efron, Adam DeVine, Walton Goggins, Melanie Martinez
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Samuel L. Jackson, Julie Klausner, Schoolboy Q
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: Laverne Cox
Conan: Jim Gaffigan, Julian McMahon, Wild Belle
