The Batmobile (CW, 8 p.m.) — A special about Batman’s ride, not the long-running Dutch psychobilly band of the same name that once released an album called Bail Was Set at $6,000,000.
Basketball: Brazil vs. United States (ESPN 2, 8 p.m.) — Tiago Splitter sounds like the name of a Power Rangers villain. Oh yeah: U-S-A, U-S-A, repeat ad nauseum.
WWE Monday Night RAW (USA, 9 p.m.) — Live discussion over at With Leather. Did you realize this show is going to be three hours long starting next week? That’s entirely too long, for just about anything.
Guilty Pleasure Movies (TV Guide, 9 p.m.) — Saving Silverman, followed by Saving Silverman again.
Bizarre Foods America (Travel, 9 p.m.) — Tonight’s episode is set in San Diego. I have one thing to say to the city where I’ve been staying for the past five days: WHY ISN’T THERE AN IN-N-OUT BURGER DOWNTOWN??? Not cool, San Diego.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael Caine, Gallagher, and Nas on Letterman; Charlie Sheen and Jay Mohr on Leno; Bryan Cranston and Larry King on Kimmel; Julie Chen and Chris Messina on Ferguson; Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lorraine Bracco, and Curren$y on Fallon; Steve Byrne and Denis Leary on Conan; Louis C.K. on Stewart; and Anne-Marie Slaughter on Colbert.
