Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — They’re together. They break up. They’re together. They break up. Olivia and Fitz are either together or they’re broken up. If they’re together, they’re probably going to break up. If they’re broken up, they’re probably going to get back together. You know this number by now.
How to Get Away With Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Annalise and Co. are back in the season two winter premiere of HTGAWM. She’s having a rougher go of it now, ya know, because that’s what typically happens when you get shot.
You, Me and the Apocalypse (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — The thing about townspeople is that they travel in packs and they’re always angry. Father Jude and Sister Celine step in to save one girl from a terrible fate that probably included torches and pitchforks.
Portlandia (IFC, 10:00 p.m.) — The TSA meets the Academy when you’ve got to walk a red carpet to get through airport security.
Baskets (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Easter is the worst day of the year to go out to brunch, with Mother’s Day and Father’s Day following close behind. Either way, the family drama boils over at Easter brunch because rodeo clowns are people, too.
Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — Blake’s new girlfriend is, like, the only millennial on the planet who’s got a problem with the mary-ja-wanna.
The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — There was an old lady who wasn’t so swell. I’m not so sure why she wasn’t so swell. Perhaps it’s that she lives in the woods and pushes children into a well.
Shades of Blue (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — J. Lo’s sh*tty batterer of an ex-husband has the nerve to call in a favor while Ray Liotta keeps trying to smoke out the rat.