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What’s On Tonight: Will NBC Gets It Mojo Back With ‘Save Me’ Starring Anne Heche?

Save Me (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

Does Someone Have To Go? (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Series premiere. The answer: yes, to whomever gave the OK to this reality show, about company employees deciding who gets fired and who won’t have their life ruined on television.

Showville (AMC, 9 p.m.) — Series premiere. Because the world doesn’t already have enough America’s Got Talent clones, AMC is force-feeding us Showville, in which two judges you’ve never heard of visit small towns to find those with showbiz aspirations. How many days until Breaking Bad‘s back?

Rookie Blue (ABC, 10 p.m.) — Season premiere. I dunno. Canada? Cops maybe?

Hannibal (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Oh thank god. “The team hunts a killer who makes a totem pole out of his victims’ corpses.” That sounds delightful compared to everything else that’s on tonight.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Tyler Perry and Isla Fisher on Leno; Mark Ruffalo and Reggie Watts on Kimmel; Zach Braff and Gillian Jacobs on Ferguson; Vin Diesel and Steve Schirripa on Conan; Morgan Freeman on Stewart; and Christopher Chivers on Colbert.

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