(Spoilers for The White Lotus will be found below.)
Someone (or someones) is gonna die next week on The White Lotus. Our own Brian Grubb has made his predictions, and there’s no telling who will die. Or who will be the murderer. Tanya’s possible death was a subject of much theororizing heading into this penultimate episode, and Ethan might be losing his mind with jealousy (and his paranoid imagination) over Cameron and Harper. There’s also the possibility that Albie decides to defend Lucia to her pimp and doesn’t walk out of the altercation alive. Valentina could feel spurned next week if her birthday present turns out to be “for charge,” and yes, lots of possibilities exist, including implications of that photo viewed by Tanya.
Heck, the angry Sicilian family members could descend upon The White Lotus resort and kill off the three-generation trio. Admittedly, that’s a super far-fetched suggestion, but let’s talk about how much people enjoyed this week’s episode. Tanya’s moment of staring at a certain photo could provide clues for how the season ends, but people are also loving/hating her cocaine moments.
Nooo don’t snort that coke Jennifer Coolidge they wanna kill u #whitelotus
— infinityguitarz (@infinityguitarz) December 5, 2022
Tanya snorting cocaine just seems like a bad idea in general. No good could ever come from it. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/jOOOaGsKGC
— Jess (@dazzle715) December 5, 2022
#WhiteLotus jennifer coolage gonna OD on cocaine aint she lol
— Álex (@Brazil551) December 5, 2022
YAY COCAINE 😁 #WhiteLotus
— comfy bear-face 🐻 (@Blvck_Picvsso) December 5, 2022
A certain “deep hole” quote also raised eyebrows.
“Deep Hole.” #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/0fZl5CS4HA
— Dom (@Dom_R52) December 5, 2022
god bless mike white for giving the Essex guy the line “I was in a really fucking deep hole.” #WhiteLotus
— moll-ad’dib (@molllllusk) December 5, 2022
https://twitter.com/wamorrison95/status/1599605222338629632
Essex guy: a deep fucking hole man…
SCREAMING!🥴😂😭 #whitelotus
— Saanè 🌺 (@lady_saane) December 5, 2022
Also, Ethan is seething, maybe even going crazy. People are concerned and noticing the call-out of a double standard.
This!!! This is what I was thinking the entire episode. Ethan gets a hint of something with zero proof and he’s losing his fucking mind. Meanwhile, he expects Harper to just take his word and be cool and move on. 🙄 #WhiteLotus https://t.co/eJxVoCbRrN
— MG (@sunshineneverla) December 5, 2022
#WhiteLotus look at ethan with the good imagination
— Álex (@Brazil551) December 5, 2022
Ethan is SICK!! 🤣🤣🤣 #WhiteLotus
— ✨Sierra✨ (@whatupsisi) December 5, 2022
ethan isn’t making it home LMAO harper got that man’s mind going CRAZYYYY #WhiteLotus
— nadia keith (@nadiakeith13) December 5, 2022
Ethan is losing his mind literally in real time #WhiteLotus
— 💫🙏🏽🤍 Avi 🖖🏽🙃♊️ (@itsme_AVRIL) December 5, 2022
Fears for Albie also abound regarding Lucia’s motivations.
I can see Albie dying because he goes to confront that guy who was following Lucia and 1) the dude really is harassing her & he kills Albie or 2) Albie discovers that they are working to scam his family & they accidentally kill him. #WhiteLotus
— shwibr (@shwibr) December 5, 2022
Albie is getting too obsessed with Lucia. Oh no. 😢 #WhiteLotus
— JS (@nicejanice19) December 5, 2022
Lucia is playing Albie. She and her pimp are in this together to get money from the entire family. #WhiteLotus
— Lana Scott (she/her) (@LChaney126) December 5, 2022
is Lucia making this history up about Alessio so that Albie will take her to the USA with him?#WhiteLotus
— trix (@comentcha) December 5, 2022
And what… is this?
Did y’all peep the camera in the bedroom?!?!? #WhiteLotus
Greg is getting that alimony! Tanya you are fucked 🤠 pic.twitter.com/xtikIoQks1
— Jacob (@Jacob571244292) December 5, 2022
The White Lotus airs on Sunday nights on HBO.
