Who Has The More Awful Christmas Card: The Kardashians Or The Honey Boo Boos?

The image you see above is the 2012 Kardashian Christmas card, originally labeled “Kardashian Kristmas Kard,” until that little girl on Bruce’s lap? leg? pelvis? was like, “Uh…,” and then the family made Khloé scribble over the “typos.” It’s not like they could afford TWO all-white not Kwanzaa cards. Things are tough out there with the economy and all. Plus, What’s-His-Face on the left accidentally dropped and broke his headphones, so the zen would be all off in the second picture. Oh yeah: that cat in the box? Dead. Shoulda been you, Polar Bear.

Speaking of horrific things that ought not be, here’s the Honey Boo Boo Xmas card.

Sweet sea punk look, Honey Boo Boo. But, say, doesn’t that Mountain Dew-infused baby look familiar?

As for which is worse, I’ve gotta go with the Kardashians because, dead cat > Sugar Bear eating his own face.

(Via Vulture)