About The Author

Jeff Sorensen is a contributor for Uproxx. He has written for a few sites over the past decade, and enjoys 5 dollar off coupons to pizzas over 10 dollars. He says wildly inappropriate things in public places, dislikes kids, but loves puppies. Always puppies.


The Train Selfie Kid Who Got Kicked In The Head Is Poised To Make A Bunch Of Money

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That kid who got kicked in the head by a train engineer in Peru is about to make a lot of money.

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The Fake Website For HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’ Is Better Than Most Real Corporate Websites

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The webpage for 'Silicon Valley's' fake company is live, and it puts most webpages by real companies to shame.

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A Real-Life Raylan Givens Shot A Gang Member In A Salt Lake City Courtroom

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In what sounds like a scene out of 'Justified,' A U.S. Marshal shot a gang member in a Salt Lake City courtroom.

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A Man Figured Out How To Play Music With His Tattoo. Here’s The Video Evidence.

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Dmitry Mozorov has created a machine that reads his tattoo and turns it into music. Whoa.


Tila Tequila Would Like To Share Photographic Evidence Of Her Pregnancy

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Tila Tequila just posted a picture that allegedly shows her baby bump. Illuminati.

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Miley Cyrus Has Postponed The Rest Of Her U.S. Tour Due To That Allergic Reaction

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Miley Cyrus has postponed the rest of her American tour because of that allergic reaction. Sorry, Bangerz.

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The Street Artist Who Had A Painting Hung In The White House Maybe Confessed To Rape On A Podcast

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Shock graffiti artist David Choe pretty much admitted to raping a masseuse in a recent installment of the podcast he co-hosts with porn star Asa Akira.


So Just How Tall Will Saudi Arabia’s World’s Tallest Building Be?

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Saudi Arabia is entering the World's Tallest Building competition by constructing something that dwarfs the Burj Khalifa building in Dubai.


Laura Prepon Will Return For Season Three Of ‘Orange Is The New Black’

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Laura Prepon will return for season 3 of 'Orange Is The New Black,' but what's going on with season 2?


Kim Novak Has Responded To All The Bullies From The Oscars With An Open Letter On Facebook

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Kim Novak has posted an open letter on Facebook in response to all the mean things people had to say after her Oscars appearance.

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Oh, Just Nicolas Cage And Megadeth Hanging Out

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In the world of celebrity,Nicolas Cage and Megadeth gave us something sweeter than a thousand chocolate bunnies.


Where Are The Stars Of ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Twenty Years After The Movie?

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There may be a 'Mrs. Doubtfire' sequel. What are the stars of the first movie up to now?


The Greatest Rust Cohle Impressionist Is Back With His Final ‘True Detective’ AT&T Parody

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The best Rust Cohle impressionist is back for his final go at our favorite 'True Detective' star. Kids, earmuffs.


The Teen Who Got Kicked In The Head While Taking A Train Selfie Swears It’s Not A Hoax

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Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, everything is a hoax. This kid that got a kick to the dome tells us it wasn't.

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Jack Gleeson’s Reaction To The Purple Wedding Beats All The Reactions To The Purple Wedding

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Jack Gleeson's reaction to the events in the Purple Wedding episode of 'Game of Thrones' is the best.


The 8 Must-Have Apps To Immediately Get For Google’s Chromecast

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Have you bought the must-have Chromecast? Well, you're going to need these apps for it.

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292 People Missing, Four Dead After A Ferry Sinks Off The Coast Of South Korea


A ferry holding 459 people off the coast of South Korea has gone down with nearly 300 still missing.


Miley Cyrus Cancelled Her Show Last Night And Was Hospitalized Thanks To ‘A Severe Allergic Reaction To Antibiotics’

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Miley Cyrus had to cancel her 'Bangerz' tour show in Kansas City, Missouri because of a severe reaction to Antibiotics.

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Let’s Get To Know The Moron Charged With Leaving Unattended Bags At The Boston Marathon Finish Line

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Learn a little bit more on the guy that left two bags at the Boston Marathon finish line. Hint: Performance art.

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A Russian Fighter Jet Repeatedly Buzzed Past The USS Donald Cook In The Black Sea

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Tensions are building in the Black Sea as a Russian fighter jet repeatedly buzzed past a US Warship.

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