Knicks Forward Enes Kanter Is The Worst Kind Of Monster This Halloween — Giving Kids Brussels Sprouts

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Enes Kanter is putting the trick back in “trick of treat.”

The New York Knicks forward appears to be pulling a classic switcheroo on kids that come to his door for Halloween, substituting healthy vegetables for sugary candy. The worst part, though, is he’s masking the good stuff as wrapped chocolates, which might make him the NBA’s worst villain. Or at least the most hated Knick in the league.

Kanter posted a photo of his devilry on Twitter Tuesday afternoon, showing how he’s switching out wrapped chocolates for brussels sprouts and giving them out to children.

“Trick or treat kids,” Kanter wrote with a cry-laugh emoji and the hashtag #StayHealthy added to the tweet.

This means a few different things. First of all, Kanter probably just ate a lot of candy to make this joke work. Or maybe he just threw it away, which is even more criminal.

Second of all, this is clearly not a guy afraid to speak his mind and suffer the consequences, but he’s not going to make many friends in New York doing this. It’s a hilarious prank, sure, but this guy just got to New York. I wouldn’t expect many holiday cards from neighbors acting like this on Halloween.

In conclusion: Enes Kanter is the NBA’s greatest monster.

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