These Posters For The Polish Erotic Film Festival Are Pretty Great

As we’ve learned in the past, the Poles have a strange knack for creating strange, oblique, and sometimes even abstract movie posters. All those “dumb Polack” jokes should really have been about a people who appreciate the visual metaphor. On that note, the advertising agency Lowe Warsaw recently created these posters for the Kino Praha Erotic Film Festival in Poland.

Rather than try to create posters for erotic films sanitized enough to be posted where children can see them, it appears they cleverly opted to create slightly sexed up graphic depictions of classic films. It’s sort of like this game I play where I take a popular song and make it about my butt. Such as Billy Ocean’s classic “Get Out of My Butt, (And Into My Butt).” Yeah, like that. But, you know, more artsy.


I think “The Brown Eye of Sauron” would be the ideal Lord of the Rings sex pun, but I can see how the vagine would be easier to depict graphically.

Spaceballs did it.

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”

Tarzan? Really? Okay, whatever. I feel like they could’ve found a more iconic scene than Tarzan. Like, maybe the old broad from Titanic is throwing a her anal beads into the sea. Or Elliot from ET is touching ET’s dong. Maybe West Side Story, but everyone’s holding dildos instead of switchblades. Ditto Chinatown. I’m just spitballin’ here.