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By / 02.15.11

While you probably remember Fred Durst as the multi-talented lead singer for Limp Bizkit, most famous for “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog-Flavored Water”, the War & Peace of early 2000s Florida rap-rock, the truth is that he’s also a film director, with two feature films already under his stud belt.  He’s currently in pre-production on a thriller he’s directing, and the word is that he’s cast Paul Walker.  That’s right, a collaboration between the 4 Fast 4 Furious guy and the Limp Bizkit guy.  It was only by the grace of God this hadn’t happened already.

Paul Walker is starring in Pawn Shop Chronicles, a thriller that Fred Durst will direct.

I hope it’s about a guy trying to get more than a dollar for his old Limp Bizkit CDs…

“This is a hillbilly Pulp Fiction,” said producer Steve Schur, calling the script “fast-moving and action-packed. It’s also very funny. It’s got all these elements to really pack a punch.”

Adds Durst, “It’s really gonna… BREAK YOUR F*CKIN’ FACE TONIIIIIGHT!” (*DJ scratching*)

The interconnected stories center on a missing wedding ring which leads to a wild-goose chase involving meth addicts, skinheads and an Elvis impersonator.
Actor-turned-scribe Adam Minarovich, who at one point worked in a pawn shop in North Carolina, wrote the script. [THR]

I’d love to see the look on this guy’s face when they told him, “Great news! Your script got bought and they’re turning it into a big Hollywood movie!”  (*dramatic pause*) “Starring Paul Walker and directed by Fred Durst!”

It was probably one of those days where he just didn’t wanna wake up.  I hope he told them where they could stick that cookie, if you know what I mean.

I watched a few old Limp Bizkit videos as research for this post, and now I have to share this misery. Watching child porn in which I starred would bring back fewer painful memories. God the late 90s sucked.


TAGSADAM MINAROVICHfred durstPAUL WALKERPAWN SHOP CHRONICLES

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