TANK DOG FOR PRESIDENT! Seriously, Tank Dog makes me believe in a higher power. YOUR ARMOR IS NO MATCH FOR MY HUGS, TANK DOG! [Source — thanks for the tip, Guy]
MORNING LINKS
The top 25 alternate versions of Batman. Wait, there are more than 25? Someone’s getting wedgied. |GammaSquad|
The first four minutes of True Blood season 4. Uh, does it have dwarves and knights and beheadings? File under: not interested. |WarmingGlow|
The United States Of Stereotyping: Sifting Through A Viral Gold Mine |Uproxx|
Add your own movie-themed food truck, a la Purple Rose of Gyro, or This is Spinal Tapas. Come on, you know you’ve got one. |FilmDrunk|
Warming Glow’s Matt Ufford stopped by the Frotcast to talk AVN Awards and bukkake. You won’t want to miss this. Bring a raincoat. |Frotcast|
Avril Lavigne and the famous women who throw like girls. I still love that spunky little mall punker. |WithLeather|
Balloon Boy’s parents are auctioning off his balloon. |TheDailyWhat|
Here are some naked pictures of a girl who might be Blake Lively. God I wish I could post nudity on the site. (NSFW) |BostonStool|
Here’s some slut who sucks at wearing clothes. |GorillaMask|
Tha Alkaholiks review The Hangover II. Hey, maybe they should review a SPELLING BOOK! MEGABURN! |NextMovie|
Holy Taco’s incoherent notes from Oprah’s last show. |HolyTaco|
Oh darn, I forgot to post the Spy Kids 4 trailer. |ScreenJunkies|
Interrupting old man does what he does best. |Buzzfeed|
If you thought job one for a bikini was “covering your vagina,” Aubrey O’Day would like to present a counter-argument. |TheSuperficial|
The 13 best lawyers in comic books. |ToplessRobot|
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